Effie: Hello Good Thanks – Better Out Than In Mary Coustas & Banajig

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People what’s happened in the last couple of years? Exactly!

Talk about mental as anything.

The sh*t hit the fan and there was no toilet paper to clean it with.

Me? I’d been in physical lockdown, sexually that is, for most of my life.

And I don’t wanna brag but... my hot husband and I clocked up a lot of ‘Rooting Frequent Flyer’points.

Yep, I went from Bronze to Platinum in nine months.

But we’re finally out. Out of the House and Out of the Pantry.

Seriously, it was so bad I thought about writing a COVID memoir called ‘Eat, Pray, Eat.’

Come see my hit stage show, ‘Better Out Than In.’ And let me lift youse up where youse belong!